Hey guys... I just want to start off by thanking everyone for there well wishes and concerned emails. It's so nice to know that my followers really truly love me. I think my friend Lisa in California just about had a heart attack when she saw the photo of me getting run over by a car. I think her exact words were...
Birch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then Carina explained what happened to me and this was the response...and I quote verbatim...
"So you mean I just wasted an entire box of tissues (the one with the little blue dots, super cool, and im sure pricey, I've never bought them myself but I used them at someones elses house... super thick... you only need one and it doesn't even make a hole like the other cheaper ones do and don't get me started on those lotion ones... oh who invented those! horrible things, they are) for NO reason? Oh dear, I'm so glad he's ok. I really would be sad if he passed away. Let's just say that does happen... Please don't throw him into the fireplace, then he might know he's really only made of wood and his entire reason for living was truly only so his family could roast marshmallows over him. Yes, he has a better purpose that this. Like to entertain my life. All I can say is WOW! Do you think she was hysterical?
OK... On to today's adventure.
After the "INCIDENT" I took some time off. The first day I headed to the bar with some friends. It was my way to forget everything that had just happened. So like most men, a bar and a bunch of guys was the natural decision. Time to drown away the day.
Here I am doing my best Captain Morgan impression.
Just in case you have no clue what I'm talking about. Here is the real Captain Morgan.
You'd think I had one too many, Right?!
Ha Ha... Fooled you. I'm a dry guy. No booze for me. My alcohol is hanging with my buddies. Its really a great gig. I get into clubs and bars free and don't have to pay for sodas. Nothing like a designated driver.
Well, that's all I have for now... Till next time...
Keep Rockin!
Birch